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ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

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beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

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buttcramps:

why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away

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Baby:M-m
Mom:Mama?
Baby:The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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handsomedogs:

This is my little baby, Jeep! I’ve been following this blog since I began tumblr so here is my contribution, my little yorkie, 12 years old and still going stronger since the day we got him.

handsomedogs:

This is my little baby, Jeep! I’ve been following this blog since I began tumblr so here is my contribution, my little yorkie, 12 years old and still going stronger since the day we got him.

— 2 hours ago with 242 notes

menthuthuyoupi:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

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